Friday, August 31, 2007

Radiation

Scene: 50-ish man presents to ED with complaints of a cough

Nurse: "Sir, we need you to change into the gown so we can do a chest xray"
Patient: "I can't get an xray because I am pregnant"
Nurse: "Sir, there is no possible way you can be pregnant"
Patient: "Ok I admit I am not pregnant, but I am lactating and the radiation will get into my breast milk and make my baby sick"

2 comments:

Spook, RN said...

He needs a brainbox check, yeah?

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work.