Here's the scene- Fire Rescue brings in an unkempt 60ish male with a chief complaint of abdominal pain.
Patient: "Hey, can somebody be useful and get me sumthin' to eat?"
Nurse: "Sir, you are here for abdominal pain, you have to see the doctor first"
P: "I don't have any money left from my social security check to eat- I am hungry dammit!"
N: "What did you spend all your money on?"
P: "12 Year old black hookers on Biscayne Boulevard"
Glad he has his priorities straight.
1 comment:
Well still another classic example of positive sandwich sign!
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